Dani
Registered Childminder Job In London
About Me
Meet the Family ?
Hello! We’re Dani and Christy, parents of Max, our 11-month-old bundle of energy, curiosity, and extremely strong opinions.
Max has an outstanding personal record:
? Does not drink
? Does not do drugs
? Complains loudly and professionally (future career goals!)
When asked what he wants to be when he grows up, Max confidently announced he plans to become a professional complainer, specializing in topics such as being put down, diaper changes, and snacks arriving one second too late.
We’re currently hoping to enroll Max in nursery care from 12:00 to 17:00 on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Fridays, where he promises to bring his charm, his curiosity, and his award-winning vocal skills.
Thank you for considering our family — we promise Max is cute enough to make up for the noise
My Requirements
Must tolerate enthusiastic babbling, dramatic complaining, and the occasional opera-level cry.
Must understand that “I just ate” does not mean “I am not hungry.”
Snacks must be treated as a basic human right and delivered promptly.
Respect Max’s nap schedule (which is flexible, unpredictable, and decided by Max).
Willingness to admire drawings that are invisible and applaud crawling achievements.
Ability to locate Max even when he is “definitely right here” but somehow isn’t.
A sense of humor is essential — Max takes his career as a professional complainer very seriously.
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